Why was this movie being redone? Fun? Art? Money? Nostalgia? Will there be any interviews revealing why? I’ve yet to read any after the release, more information should come of light. Old Man Cadwell: Oh Lord, don't drop that! If you do, that's powerful stuff! All the foxes around would come down here, you'd have friends like you'd never had before.When I heard Eli Roth’s Cabin Fever was being remade, and it was not a follow-up to the recent Cabin Fever: Patient Zero, I was befuddled. The visiting out-of-town college students have just found a jar of fox piss on the shelves of eccentric Old Man Cadwell's shop. Paul: Jeff! Jeff, it's the water! Wherever you are, don't drink the water!Īfter her boyfriend suddenly abandons her, fearing she may have caught the disease, and runs off in to the forrest alone. You understand what I'm saying? I've heard that theory before. They don't know you've got five pounds of ding-a-ling meat. Winston: You know what it's like when you go to a new town, and you're the new guy? All the girls see you walking down the street.
Marcy: Jesus, Paul, you really did a number on my back!įor no discernable reason, mentally handicapped Dennis suddenly begins to shout at Bert Dennis : (yelling) Pancakes! PANCAKES! PANCAKES! Bert: No, No Pancakes! Dennis: PANCAKES!!! Bert: No Pancakes! Dennis suddenly begins doing a bizarre set of martial arts kicks While washing her face in the bathroom, Marcy discovers a suspicious pair of sores on her back where Paul had been grabbing her when they had sex. Karen: That guy asked for our help, and we lit him on fire! You'll understand if I'm not in a particularly social mood.Ī stranger has just emerged from the woods with a dog that's barking threateningly Karen:Wait. Paul: You don't use condoms? Marcy: Don't worry, I'm healthy. Marcy throws Paul down on to the bed forcefully and begins to ride him. A few minutes later, both Paul and Marcy are naked. Marcy looks over at Paul (who is sitting right beside her) suggestively. Everybody around you is screaming and yelling, "We're going down! We're going down!" And all you really want to do is grab the person next to you and fuck the shit out of them, because you know you're going to be dead soon, anyway. Marcy: It's like being on a plane when you know it's going to crash.
We're all going to get sick and Jeff's off in the woods getting drunk! Paul: Bert's going to get help. Marcy and Paul are now the only two people left in the cabin who have not yet shown signs of being ill.
Marcy's boyfriend, Jeff, has just abandoned her to quarantine himself alone in the forest, taking the beer with him. Bert has driven off alone to find help but has become ill himself. Out of the five students, two have begun bleeding from the deadly disease, and one seems close to death. Karen: When you've known someone a long time, you just want to kiss them just to see if they're a good kisser. Karen and Paul are laying alone together on a raft on a lake Tommy: Boy, you want to give me one good reason why you would steal a Snickers bar? Bert: The nougat? ' Bert has just been caught shoplifting by Tommy, the gruff shopkeeper. I don't care if they're gay or straight, I'll kill them either way. Paul: Why would you want to kill squirrels? Bert: Because they're gay. Karen: Bert, what the hell is that? Bert: I'm going to go shoot some squirrels. Dialogue Karen suddenly sees Bert strolling of into the forest with a gun.
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